function pitch()
{

var pitch_first = new Array (
'Three','Five','Six','Four','Seven','Eight','Nine','Ten','Eleven','Twelve','The Dirty Dozen: 12','Thirteen','Fifteen','Eighteen','Twenty','Twenty-one','23','Twenty-four','Three score and ten','Twenty-eight','Thirty','Forty-two','3.33333333333r','50','134','69 (snigger)', '221','101','100','99','78','27','666','40','238','8 x 5, minus the number you thought of, carry the three, plus your birth year, times the number I am thinking of, divided by the number of wheels on a tricycle','A random number (it doesn\'t really matter, does it?)','[n]'
);

pitch_first_length=pitch_first.length-1;

var pitch_second = new Array ( 'best ','worst ','new ','fabulous ','incredible ','amazing ','','','','','','','','','','','top ','secret ','blindingly obvious ','useful ','fantastic ','superb ','[insert your own superlative] ','barely adequate '
);


pitch_second_length=pitch_second.length-1;


var pitch_third = new Array ( 'ways to generate traffic to your site','meaningless lists of things','ways to make your life simpler','ways to make your life more complicated','mistakes which you will lose your job over','hottest social networks you have never heard of','conspiracy theories',
'chic geek hang-outs (and how you can wangle an invite)',
'CSS tips which will make you squirt happy-juice all over the screen. Seriously. THAT good. ',
'bizarre suicides',
'blogs you MUST read',
'bloggers you have never heard of (but you should)',
'crises facing the world',
'things you can do for the environment',
'reasons that Bush should be impeached',
'reasons why you are an ass',
'things you can do to make your job more enjoyable',
'ways to make linkbait',
'Nina Simone impersonators on YouTube',
'secrets of YouTube',
'innovative uses for Flickr',
'reasons your site sucks',
'reasons to give me ten dollars right NOW!',
'reasons not to trust Google',
'things you might not know about Microsoft',
'ways to lose weight',
'places to see before you turn forty',
'names for children in Sweden',
'crazy laws in the Southern United States',
'ways to know if you are being bugged',
'reasons to become vegetarian',
'reasons to eat meat',
'people I know',
'things you should know about something',
'rules to live by',
'ways to skin a cat',
'things to do with a problem child',
'superfoods (and where to find them)',
'numbers',
'items I have arbitrarily placed in list form in order to catch your eye',
'Smiths songs',
'childhood games which might be good for your health',
'things your browser knows about you',
'reasons to be cheerful',
'startups beginning with Q',
'global leaders',
'ways to save money',
'ways to save energy',
'people I would cheerfully stab with a spork (and so should you)',
'uses for a spork',
'creative projects you can do in your lunchbreak',
'things you do not need to know',
'people you have never heard of (and probably never will, unless you read this)',
'things in list order',
'ways to enjoy the holidays without pulling out your hair and/or killing anyone',
'ways to decrease your stress levels',
'ways to declutter',
'deities',
'ways to get fit, fast',
'ways to get fat, fast'
);

pitch_third_length=pitch_third.length-1;

document.forms[0].elements[1].value=
	"" + pitch_first[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_first_length))] +
" " + pitch_second[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_second_length))] 
+ pitch_third[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_third_length))] + 
	document.forms[0].elements[0].value;
}