function pitch()
{
var pitch_first = new Array (
'Britain','America','Dublin','The UK','The East End','Hollywood','Edinburgh','New York','The World','Miami','Blackpool','History','London','England','Scotland','Ireland','Chelsea','Estonia','Europe','Westminster','Prison','Wandsworth','The South-East','The North-East','Wales','Greenland','Birmingham','Stoke Newington','Islington','Russia','Washington','The Internet','The City','Soap','Television'
);
pitch_first_length=pitch_first.length-1
var pitch_second = new Array ( 'Scariest','Gayest','Biggest','Smallest','Fattest','Hairiest','Richest','Most Common','Dumbest','Cutest','Funniest','Ugliest','Oldest','Youngest','Cleverest','Funniest','Stupidest','Poshest','Sexiest','Oddest','Prettiest','Loneliest','Thinnest','Most Pampered','Most Spoilt','Most Crooked','Most Famous','Weirdest','Most Over-Made-Up','Most Patronising','Most Violent','Poorest','Happiest','Most Ridiculous','Laziest','Most Irritating','Noisiest'
);
pitch_second_length=pitch_second.length-1
var pitch_third = new Array ( 'Politicians','Authors','Teenagers','Dentists','Kids','Pets','Mums','Grocers','Immigrants','Doctors','Lawyers','Drivers','Teachers','Strippers','Welders','Dads','Couples','Cats','Hamsters','TV Presenters','Headmasters','Hairdressers','Cabbies','Trolley Dollies','Royals','Vegetarians','Snappers','Zookeepers','Grannies','Rockstars','Residents','Stars','Gangsters','Bloggers','Butchers','Businessmen','Call-Girls','Dinner Ladies','Celebrities','Australians','Soap Stars','Neighbours'
);
pitch_third_length=pitch_third.length-1

document.forms[0].elements[1].value=pitch_first[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_first_length))] + "'s " + pitch_second[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_second_length))] + " " + pitch_third[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_third_length))] + document.forms[0].elements[0].value;
}