function pitch()
{

var pitch_first = new Array (
'Big Brother','The News','Blue Peter','Property Ladder','Grand Designs','How Clean is Your House?','Eastenders','Newsround','Dog Borstal','Newsnight','Question Time','Never Mind The Buzzcocks','Top of The Pops','Location Location Location','The F Word','Supernanny','Doctor Who','Pop Idol','Have I Got News For You?','Coast','Life on Earth','The West Wing','House','Jamie\'s School Dinners','Cash in the Attic','Points of View','Parkinson','Trade Secrets','Tomorrow\'s World','Driving School','Strictly Come Dancing','Wimbledon','Survivor','Sesame Street','What Not To Wear','The Good Life'
);

pitch_first_length=pitch_first.length-1;

var pitch_second = new Array ( 'with politicians','with authors','with teenagers','with dentists','with kids','about kids','with pets','with mothers-in-law','with immigrants','with doctors','with dinner ladies','with domestic abuse victims','entirely populated by teachers','with strippers','with welders','with estate agents','with couples','with a segment about hamsters','with headmasters','with hairdressers','with cabbies','with trolley dollies','with royals','with vegetarians','with paparazzi photographers','with zookeepers','with grannies','with rock-stars','with gangsters','with bloggers','with dogs','with cats','including wild animals','featuring kids with ASBOs','with maths teachers','about grammar and punctuation','about history','with gambling','with sweating','with swearing','with dieters','with running machines','with an exam at the end','with bigger hair','with more nudity','with a telephone vote','with everyone talking in fake jamaican accents','fronted by Bill Oddie','with a regular Lenny Henry slot','with John Craven as a co-host','involving eighties icons','somehow involving has-been musicians','about cross-dressers','with Jimmy Carr','with a laugh-track throughout','using more special effects','with loads of celebrity cameos','with hard drugs','with Graham Norton','with dancing','with dancing on ice','with a race in the middle','with sportswear','in a variety of glamorous locations','with Judith Chalmers','in Second Life','featuring a cook-off','with penetrative sex','everyone\'s in sexy lingerie','about spelling','with sports personalities','with a murder','with a twist at the end','with audition round footage','with a tie-in DVD','with cancer patients','fronted by a bear','with monkeys','in a prison','on a boat','on a desert island','with wizards','featuring the first uncensored erect penis on terrestrial telly','with some sort of brilliant but unexpected twist in the format, or, you know, something. Oh, and with someone famous doing the VO. Can I have some more charlie now, please?','presented by Ant but NOT Dec','presented by Dec, but NOT Ant','with lookalikes','with children dressed up as adults, like the mini-pops only not quite so pervy','with a live circumcision','with mental health patients'
);

pitch_second_length=pitch_second.length-1;

document.forms[0].elements[1].value=
	"It's like " + pitch_first[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_first_length))] + 
	", only " + pitch_second[(Math.round(Math.random()*pitch_second_length))] + 
	document.forms[0].elements[0].value;
}