'Tis the season to be jolly. Or merry. or goodwilly, or something. Apparently. Heh. We said willy.

For approximately one month a year - or four if the decorations in some supermarkets are to be believed - we're called upon to eat like there's no tomorrow, drink like there's no liver disease, and buy like there's likely to be a shortage of bath gel.

Sisters Meg and Anna (not in the nun sense of the word) (they're actually related) (and aren't nuns) and Brothers Cliff and Bobbie (Not related, just franciscan monks) (possibly) are here to relieve your Crimblennui (tm) and make your December just a little more spangly.

Think of it as our little gift to you. You may not have asked for it, you may not want it, but then, you could say the same for whatever Uncle Billy's going to give you this year.

Happy Advent, from us, to you. 'Tis the season, after all...

We've been doing this for a few years now. You can catch up on everything you missed in the full archive. There's loads there. Honestly, it's a wonder we had time for shopping, really, with all that content.

Link to this site using this handy button, if you can be keffed (you'll need to copy it to your server space):

'Tis the Season is a Pickard Production by Meg and Anna

Syndicate this site (XML)

Powered byMovable Type 2.64

9 December 2005

The twelve days of christmas

Presents? You're stuck for presents, you say?

We have appetisers for all the family - or perhaps matching tshirts for the vegan family demonstration - who knows?

A product so singular one can't find a simile - although it's basically an avenging unicorn. And we all need one of those, right? Right?

Granny! Auntie! Stand up and wee - everyone's doing it nowadays, or wants to. Apparently.

Something wildly inaccurate and twee. According to some sources.
Still... There's always emergency presents ... Because they can suddenly discover they're a dog person, no matter what they said
Because there's never some knowing what some people might like, in bed

- T-shirts about as classy as you ever could sell
- Jewellery for her, apparently, from the URL
- The spookiest lamp ever born
- Half a dog for the lawn

And, if you're not sure what to get at all for that difficult female relative - everyone will surely appreciate a "Shit Bitch You Is Fine" Bear, especially your gran.

Have any other shit present ideas?
Send them to us...
There's always room for more...

« 0508 | Main | 0510 »

::> Want more? Here's the rest.