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'Tis the season to be jolly. Or merry. or goodwilly, or something. Apparently. Heh. We said willy.
For approximately one month a year - or four if the decorations in some supermarkets are to be believed - we're called upon to eat like there's no tomorrow, drink like there's no liver disease, and buy like there's likely to be a shortage of bath gel.
Sisters Meg and Anna (not in the nun sense of the word) (they're actually related) (and aren't nuns) and Brothers Cliff and Bobbie (Not related, just franciscan monks) (possibly) are here to relieve your Crimblennui (tm) and make your December just a little more spangly.
Think of it as our little gift to you. You may not have asked for it, you may not want it, but then, you could say the same for whatever Uncle Billy's going to give you this year.
Happy Advent, from us, to you. 'Tis the season, after all...
We've been doing this for a few years now. You can catch up on everything you missed in the full archive. There's loads there. Honestly, it's a wonder we had time for shopping, really, with all that content.
Link to this site using this handy button, if you can be keffed (you'll need to copy it to your server space):
'Tis the Season is a Pickard Production by Meg and Anna
Last Christmas, I gave her my heart, but the very next day, she gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'd like to give the bitch something cheaper. Suggestions?
Meg and Anna say:
Liver - 45p/lb, local butcher
Bob the Builder Pencil sharpener - 60p, WHSmith
Chewing gum - 28p, most newsagents
Nightlights - £1.75 for 50, Ikea
Empty floppy discs - £5 for 20, Dixons
Heart-shaped box - £2, Habitat
Facial hair remover - £3.79, Boots
Pocket sewing kit - 99p, local chemist
The Guardian (Saturday) - £1, newsagents
Custard tart - 45p, Greggs
Bic biro - 12p, newsagents
Hammersmith and Fulham Informer - Free through letterbox
Ibuprofen caplets - £1.15 for 100, Boots
Mirrored hairslides - £2 for 4, Claire's Accessories