1 December 2006
Fascinating Festive Fact #1: 87% of children under 10 believe that mince pies contain real mince
Alas, no.Meg says:
Mince pies are in fact an ancient and complex construction consisting of:
- berries
- lard
- sugar
- animal biproduct
- fruit
- feathers
- sand
- wheat
- icing sugar
- palm rice oil
- potassium sorbate
- spices (including but not limited to: nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, scary, posh, baby)
- citric acid
- peel
- modified maize starch
- myrrh (whatever that is
- corn glucose fructose syrup
- pectin
- brandy
- baby jesus poo
- invert sugar syrup
- badger nose
- sawdust
- cheer.
If you're lucky.
If you get the Tesco Value ones, you'll end up with a mouthful of white bread and tramp's sock. It's true, I tell you.
More mince pie mania can be found on Flickr.
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