'Tis the season to be jolly. Or merry. or goodwilly, or something. Apparently. Heh. We said willy.

For approximately one month a year - or four if the decorations in some supermarkets are to be believed - we're called upon to eat like there's no tomorrow, drink like there's no liver disease, and buy like there's likely to be a shortage of bath gel.

Sisters Meg and Anna (not in the nun sense of the word) (they're actually related) (and aren't nuns) and Brothers Cliff and Bobbie (Not related, just franciscan monks) (possibly) are here to relieve your Crimblennui (tm) and make your December just a little more spangly.

Think of it as our little gift to you. You may not have asked for it, you may not want it, but then, you could say the same for whatever Uncle Billy's going to give you this year.

Happy Advent, from us, to you. 'Tis the season, after all...

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15 December 2003

I'm single and looking for love. If I tape mistletoe to my face, am I sending out the wrong signals?

Anna says:

Yes.

Meg says:

Absolutely.

Try seasonal chat up lines such as "nice baubles" or "fancy a bit of stuffing?" or "I've got a nice suprise for you in my sack" instead.

You may get slapped, but at least you won't look like a loon.

Anna says:

"Those are some stocking fillers you've got there..."

"Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or..."

"How's about you and I go back to my place and get our names wiped off Santa's list of 'Who's been Good' ..."

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