meish.org :: Be My Anti-Valentine

Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.

Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-covered equivalent) on February 14th.

Fuck that.

This year, celebrate or commiserate by sending an anti-valentine. Stick two fingers (or one, if you're that way culturally inclined) at any organisation with a vested interest which prescribes how and when to show your feelings. This year, don't say it with flowers: say it with bile.

Sending a card couldn't be easier:

Pick a card from the following selection
Fill in the form that appears (make sure that you get the recipient's email address correct!)
Send it. You can choose to be notified when your card has been collected.

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Please note: try and remember that this is a project on a personal site - I'm a real person, not a giant faceless corporation, and this whole thing is the work of two people. That's it.

We just don't have the resources or the time or the finances to make everything as slick and seamless and 100% reliable as you might demand from a global megacorp. Please remember that before you direct exasperation and ire at my mailbox.

And chill out - you'll give yourself a coronary if you get all hot and bothered about something as silly as having trouble sending a free card from teh interwebs. Seriously. Thanks.

Send "bollocks"	Send "cat"	Send "cliche"	Send "cuppa"
Send "facebook"	Send "fat"	Send "fatnaked2"	Send "fatnaked3"
Send "friday"	Send "happynow"	Send "heartpuke"	Send "iloveyouetc"
Send "lovemoney"	Send "monday"	Send "moron"	Send "saturday"
Send "slutty"	Send "someoneelse"	Send "special"	Send "sucks"
Send "sunday"	Send "thursday"	Send "tuesday"	Send "unimaginative"
Send "vegetation"	Send "wednesday"	Send "wee"	Send "youlldo"

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