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Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD. Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-covered equivalent) on February 14th. Fuck that. This year, celebrate or commiserate by sending an anti-valentine. Stick two fingers (or one, if you're that way culturally inclined) at any organisation with a vested interest which prescribes how and when to show your feelings. This year, don't say it with flowers: say it with bile.	Questions? Comments? Sponsorship deals? Get in touch. Spread the word: share this site or any card with someone you ~~love~~ ~~know~~ ~~are friends with on facebook~~ ~~follow on twitter~~ have heard of today!

Don't just sit there, gawping. Do something Send some vegetable matter: If you insist on buying flowers, you fool, then please use Arena Flowers and at least I'll get a little something out of it, which will help keep this site going in future. Bonus tip for flower-senders: Don't (just) send plantlife on VD. Send them on a random Tuesday, or any day you damn well please. Send bile through the post: I've teamed up with the nice people at MOO.com so you can get these VD designs printed on greetings cards and postcards and things. And who wouldn't love to see Bollocks or Cat Wee on their doormat on a cold February morning? Or, indeed, anytime... Share the love: If you enjoy these Anti-Valentine cards,please consider making a donationto help with inevitable bandwidth costs. Thanks!	Please note: If you don't like the design or the sentiment or it looks fugly in your browser or you work for Hallmark, please remember that this is a project on a personal site before you direct exasperation and ire at my mailbox. And chill out - you'll give yourself a coronary if you get all hot and bothered every time you don't like something on teh interwebs. Seriously. Thanks.

"bollocks"	"cat"	"cliche"	"cuppa"
"facebook"	"fat"	"fatnaked2"	"fatnaked3"
"friday"	"happynow"	"heartpuke"	"iloveyouetc"
"lovemoney"	"monday"	"moron"	"saturday"
"slutty"	"someoneelse"	"special"	"sucks"
"sunday"	"thursday"	"tuesday"	"unimaginative"
"vegetation"	"wednesday"	"wee"	"youlldo"

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