Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-covered equivalent) on February 14th.

Fuck that.

This year, celebrate or commiserate by sending an anti-valentine. Stick two fingers (or one, if you're that way culturally inclined) at any organisation with a vested interest which prescribes how and when to show your feelings. This year, don't say it with flowers: say it with bile.

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Send bile through the post: I've teamed up with the nice people at MOO.com so you can get these VD designs printed on greetings cards and postcards and things. And who wouldn't love to see Bollocks or Cat Wee on their doormat on a cold February morning? Or, indeed, anytime...

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"bollocks"	"cat"	"cliche"	"cuppa"
"facebook"	"fat"	"fatnaked2"	"fatnaked3"
"friday"	"happynow"	"heartpuke"	"iloveyouetc"
"lovemoney"	"monday"	"moron"	"saturday"
"slutty"	"someoneelse"	"special"	"sucks"
"sunday"	"thursday"	"tuesday"	"unimaginative"
"vegetation"	"wednesday"	"wee"	"youlldo"